The Rules of Fight Club 1. First rule of Fight Club: You do not talk about Fight Club. 2. Second rule of Fight Club: You *do not* talk about Fight Club. 3. Third rule: If someone says *"stop,"* goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. 4. Fourth rule: Only two guys to a fight. 5. Fifth rule: One fight at a time. 6. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. 7. Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8. Eighth rule: If this is your first night at Fight Club, *you have to fight.*